求一个好的英语短剧的剧本，要搞笑的，6个人的，最好比较神经质的，搞笑的，或者符合篮球的也可以求四到六人英语搞笑短剧，一定要幽默哦。。。

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焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？

act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

老大是烟职的吧

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求一个英语短剧剧本，适合六人演出的

英语剧本

第一幕
在歌剧《Hannibal》的排练中，两位新来的剧团经理，来到剧院观看。剧团的台柱，女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的时候，突然一个沙袋从舞台顶上落下，只差一点点就可能砸死她。在演员们的惊呼之中，伴唱的姑娘们尖叫起来"是Phantom干的"。Carlotta又惊又气，拂袖下场，拒绝再唱。剧团芭蕾舞教练Giry太太站出来…
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it’s only a legend. What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty. For it’s phantom’s. And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued. Or the accidents happened today won’t stop.
MA: That’s a bad news. But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role.
G: Not very difficult. Christine can take the place of her.
MA: Christine?
G: Yes. Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher. And she sings a wonderful voice.
MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now. Christine could have a try.
《Hannibal》的公演时，包箱里坐的子爵Raoul，也是歌剧院新的股东，发现剧里的女主角就是Christine，他年幼时的好朋友。演出结束以后，Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴，但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请，因为她的音乐教师，"音乐天使"，对她十分严格。Raoul离开后，Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。Christine被他牵引着，穿过镜子，仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯，坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池，最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台，里面的布置精制而高贵，但是既陈旧又破烂。在Phantom的钢琴声里，Christine的音乐课开始了。
P: I find the one I’m looking for eventually. A person who can understand my music has appeared. Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I’m looking for. Now I’m making effort to practice her to be the best singers. One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage.
CH: What a man he is. He always wears a mask. And I know nothing about him. His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot. Maybe he is ugly. How he looks like?
… …
P: No, I can be sure that you won’t be interesting in it. And you never have chance to see my real appearance. Oh it’s already daybreak. You should go to the ground.
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon.
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried.
Ma: A serious problem. The phantom had sent me a letter.
G: what’s the content.
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera.
G: it doesn’t seem so bad as I think.
MA: But Carlotta won’t agree.
G: What are you going to do now.
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now. And she will of course make the opera successful.
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he’d better not. Now strengthen the guard. It’s all I can do.

在演出中，Christine扮演主角，在表演结束演员上台谢幕的时候，Phantom出现在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊灯上，他摇动了吊灯，在众人的震惊之中，硕大的吊灯从天而降。
吊灯事件后整整六个月，歌剧院都没有Phantom的消息。，歌剧院举行的盛大舞会。Christine和Raoul已经订婚了，但是他们的订婚消息并没有公开，Christine的订婚戒指也一直被她偷偷挂在项链上面。舞会中间，Phantom突然再次出现了，这一次，他打扮成红色死神，并且交个剧院经理他呕心沥血所编写的剧本，《唐徨》。一开始，经理们不同意演出这个离奇而且怪异的剧本。但是Raoul提议他们可以先排练，再设计下圈套捕捉Phantom。几经商量，他们的计策逐渐成型，但是要用Christine做诱饵。
MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am. Take it.
MA: what’s this.
P: a playbook.
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you. Listen to me or you will regret.

After the party
R: what are you looking at manager.
MA: oh my venerable viscount. It is just a playbook.
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is.
MA: it is…
R: the phantom isn’t he. Only he can do it.
MA: yes viscount.
R: so what are you going to deal with it.
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don’t think it should be performed.
R: I think it should. For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried. And he had killed Carlotta.
MA: you mean that…
R: try to perform the play. And the phantom would appear the police would catch him.
MA: a good plan. But…
R: take it easy. I think it will succeed.
《唐徨》的首场演出时，整个巴黎歌剧院布满了警察和看守，都满心期待着抓到Phantom。在最后一段压轴歌曲里，Phantom扮成男主角.后，他甩脱了警察的包围，再一次挟带着Christine来到歌剧院底下，穿过水池，来到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妆室，找不到暗门。Giry太太是Phantom的传信人，但是她觉得Raoul和Christine是真心相爱，于是她指Raoul打开镜子后面的暗门，Raoul一路追到了秘室。
R: where are they had gone. It seems that they had disappear.
G: What’s wrong. Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way. I must find my fiancée as soon as I can. You Mrs. Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone. Tell me.
G: (should I tell him what I know, I’m the passenger of phantom but.) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don’t you.
R: yes I can swear. I would take care of her for the whole life.
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much. Ok you go down through the door of the mirror. This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much.
G: be careful young man.
R: I will dear madam. My thanks to you again.
Phantom看到Raoul走近，他放下铁条闸门，把Raoul锁在门外，他告诉Christine，如果她肯他走，他就会放Raoul一命，如果Christine不同意，那么他就杀了Raoul。这时警察们追着Raoul也来到密室外面。Phantom忽然转念，决定放这一对年轻的恋人离开，因为他明白Christine永远不会爱他，他的一番苦心也永远不会有结果。他打开秘室的闸门，警察一拥而进，可是一阵烟雾过后，Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一只面具，人却消失得无影无踪了。
R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose. GO with me and I will release this gentleman. If you don’t this young man will certainly die.
R: don’t listen to him Christine. Phantom let Christine go you can kill me. Why don’t. I’m prey for you lust for blood. You are a demon.
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one. You have taught me, and you have changed now.
P: Cruel. You say cruel. Who is cruel? It’s me who give you the chance to be the famous actress. And you have betrayed me.
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much. But I loved Raoul. I will follow him not you.
R: I love her! Show some compassion.
P: shut up. The world shows no compassion to me.
Police: viscount. Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in.
P: too late to turn back. You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend. What you need is others care.
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins. Forgive me, I can’t do as I promise to be with you.
CH: why torment yourself my friend. End it.
P: either way you choose, I lose. Maybe you are right Christine. Oh see what I have down to you.
P: young man you are free now. Forget all this and all you have seen. Take her away.
R: Why. You set us free.
P: no reason, perhaps. Christine, listen. Only you can take my song flight.
CH: I will. But what are you going to do.
P: It is over now. The play has concluded. There is no phantom in the world from now and forever.

Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房 is strong. 很坚固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼：小猪，小猪，快开门！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。 to Long-Long’s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼：站住，你这两只小猪。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了， is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很坚固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打 the door! 开。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。你这只恶狼。 Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。 is very strong. Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。 Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。

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