中英文的短笑话 英文的笑话（超短!超短！超短！！！！！！！！！）
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2. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
3. I leaned on the glass like a fly, the future is bright, but can not find the way out.
4. Big Brother, you know? Two brothers and the meat is more expensive than the master of all
5. If the fish can Bunao make people more intelligent, then you should eat at least one pair of children whales ... ...
6. The water is clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base.
7. Youth is like toilet paper, looking at Tingzhi may, with the use of forward to not enough ~
8. Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it.
9. I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~
10. Colleagues went to see the customer, may be tight, a opening is: "Mr Lau Hello, may I ask your name ah?" Khan ah ~~~~~~
11. A bit of a black female students, her boyfriend has Taibai some, there are days, days after the dorm was poisonous tongue suddenly blurting her: "You did not, you will give birth to a zebra"
12. Aging mother has always been as handsome and money as dirt, and they have been to see me like this
13. Do not, and I am better than lazy, I'm too lazy and you're better than
14. I am not a casual person and I can be up and not human
15. God said, Let there be light, I said that I oppose, from the world, with the dark
16. Today a bad mood. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ......
17. A man to do a cow wandering in between A and C who beef
18. My great name of God, little Jesus, the English name of God, Buddhist name, is the Tathagata ...
19. People can not hang in a tree, near the trees at the tree to die several times more to try
20. Trees do not skin, certain death; were shameless, invincible.
21. Farmer 3 boxing a little pain
22. In fact, I have been very popular: a child of my cute now, I love people slut
23. Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid that the same team-mate pigs
24. Go its own way, let others go by taxi
25. Mice carry the knife, the streets looking for the cat
26. As long as the effort deep shit too seriously
27. Chinese, who ran the fastest? Is Cao Cao (non Liu Xiang). Because that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
28. Thinking of how far, how far you go away
29. Only when long lines at the train station, can we truly realize that they are "descendants of the dragon."
30. Lovers and eventually became a family
31. Spring arrived, a group of geese are flying north, while arranged in B fonts T fonts arranged in a while ..
32. Where, where to lie down on the fall
33. Tiger does not shout at you when I was a HELLO KITTY!
34. The donkey is the idea came back ~
◆ woman fat or plump thin is thin high slender dwarf is petite; men fat or thin is ribs pig dwarf bamboo is high is Professor of melon ◆: 90% of adult women in China was not a virgin do send a letter to the President of the other 10% Have you heard of this woman do? Public girls shaking his head. "So you have not received the letter!" ◆ "I have a sort of love you?" "As much as a dime." "Only so little?" "Not a dime is 'very' me?" ◆ You long creative, living your courage, ugly is not your intention, God made a temper, live, without you, who set off the beauty of the world!
01. The early bird catches the worm, Early Riser, eaten by birds!
02. And a whale MM argument is not a fish, finally, I said, "say the word, I also take personal," she agreed to a whale That was not the fish.
03. Tiechu to grind needles, but can only be ground into a toothpick Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
04. If Replies is a virtue, then I would become a saint.
05. Life can not be like cooking, all the materials are ready before the pot.
06. I heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. Looking back, I actually busy divvying up the streaker for 20 years!
07. Wear someone else's shoes, go its own way, let them go play in the search.
08. There is a very ancient legend, said to be in the XX beautiful campus to see who will live forever ... ...
09. Are the eggs all over the world together can break stones? ! So life is still to be realistic ... ...
10. Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates!
11. Summer is not good, poor northwest wind when I could not even get to drink ... no ...
12. I've had a pair of wings, but I did not use it in the sky, but on the stew pot ... ...
13. The water is clear there are no fish were to base the invincible!
14. I am not a casual person, and I can not man up.
15. Today, I say to my school group visits - to tell the truth, this is the first time I said, I see the clothes!
16. Thinking of how far, how far you roll! ! !
17. I am poor, my family's servants also very poor, my family's gardener is also very poor, very poor drivers of my home ... ...
18. Bank charges, said: "This is in line with international practice!" Service, said: "To consider the situation of China!"
19. On the horse, not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Monk; with angel wings are not necessarily, he may be a bird person.
20. Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it.
21. Points higher, farther urine.
22. A minimum goal of Students: peasant woman, spring, a bit field
23. I phone a friend in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it" ... ...
24. Nothing matters not to me, and something not to me!
25. Do you think I will watch you die you go to? I will close my eyes to!
26. Buddha said: "Looking back only 500 of past lives this life in exchange for a pass." I would prefer to pass to a world in exchange for life's 500 Review.
27. What shall I love you to death ... ...
28. Network is like a prison, stole a purse originally came in, so when anything out of the learned.
29. Angels fly the reason is because they themselves see very light ... ...
30. I want to puppy love, but it is too late ... ...
31. Shitai! You from the old monk it!
32. I love you! None of your business?
33. Xuehaiwuya, repent and be saved!
34. Life tmd fun, because life is to play my old tmd!
35. This world, I believe two people, one is me and the other is not you.
36. I do not know who bed-law, daughter-I do not know who's bed!
37. I wish I could personally control your grandfather cry: Daddy!
38. NTUT lied to me four years in college, so I'm going to teach me the knowledge of fraud Greeley social life!
39. I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~
40. When you put on love, wedding, and I put on a monk's robe ... ...
41. Never seen such a disgusting school - the midterm exam is set at May 8! ! ! (Cover up)
42. Prices higher and higher, so fewer and fewer good men ... ...
43. If I do the emperor, on the seal when you Prince!
44. I have a friend phone in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it" ... ...
45. Has never become a good student, is strong and reliable quality!
46. Damn, I been complaints against the! Customers say the mp3 files I gave him no images!
47. Life sometimes is like eunuchs **** it - resistance is painful, do not resist or pain!
48. Will each reduce the number of girls to boys behind the 6!
49. East say the west side of the rain, I am enthusiastic teacher mercilessly. So when I test the door to the common struggle and students!
50. What a strange thing to embrace, clearly depend on so close, but not see each other face
1.钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
2.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
3.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路．
4.大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了
5.如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话，那么你至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼……
6.水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
7.青春就像卫生纸，看着挺多得，用着用着就不够了~
8.怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
9.我身边的朋友们啊，你们快点出名吧，这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了~~~
10.同事去见客户,可能是紧张,一开口便是：“刘先生你好,请问你贵姓啊?”汗啊~~~~~~
11.一女同学黑了些,她男友又太白了些,有天宿舍里得毒舌天后突然对她冒出一句：“你们这样不行,你们会生出斑马来的”
12.老娘一向视帅哥与金钱如粪土，而他们也一直是这样看我的
13.不要和我比懒,我懒得和你比
14.我不是个随便的人 我随便起来不是人
15.上帝说,要有光,我说我反对,从此世界上有了黑暗
16.今天心情不好.我只有四句话想说.包括这句和前面的两句.我的话说完了......
17.做人就要做一个徘徊在牛A和牛C之间的人
18.我的大名叫上帝，小名叫耶稣，英文名God， 法号是如来...
19.人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试
20.树不要皮，必死无疑；人不要脸，天下无敌。
21.农夫三拳有点疼
22.其实我一直很受人欢迎的：小时候的我人见人爱，如今的我人贱人爱
23.不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友
24.走自己的路，让别人打车去吧
25.老鼠扛刀，满街找猫
26.只要功夫深，拉屎也认真
27.中国人谁跑的最快？是曹操（非刘翔）。因为说曹操曹操到
28.思想有多远，你就给我滚多远
29.只有在火车站大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。
30.有情人终成家属
31.春天来了,一群大雁正向北飞,一会儿排成B字型,一会儿排成T字型..
32.在哪里跌倒 就在哪里躺下
33.老虎不发威 你当我是HELLO KITTY！
34.驴是的念来过倒~
◆女人胖是丰满 瘦是苗条 高是修长 矮是娇小；男人胖是肥猪 瘦是排骨 高是竹竿矮是冬瓜 ◆教授：我国成年女性有90%不是处女 总统为此寄信给其他10%的女性 你们听说过此事吗？众女生摇头。“那么说你们都没有收到信！” ◆“你爱我有几分？”“一毛钱之多。”“只有这么一点吗？”“一毛钱不就是‘十分’吗？” ◆你长的很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝发了脾气，活下去，没有你，谁来衬托世界的美丽！
01.早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃！
02.和一MM争论鲸鱼是不是鱼，最后我说“曰本人也带个人字”，她这才同意鲸鱼不是鱼。
03.铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。
04.如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。
05.人生不能像做菜、把所有的料都准备好才下锅。
06.听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，我竟然七手八脚的裸奔了20年！
07.穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们打的找去吧。
08.有一个很古老的传说，说是在XX校园内能看到美女的人会长生不老……
09.难道全世界的鸡蛋联合起来就能打破石头吗？！所以做人还是要现实些……
10.不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！
11.夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝……
12.我也曾有过一双翅膀，不过我没用它在天上翱翔，而是放在锅里炖汤……
13.水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌！
14.我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。
15.今天一群曰本人来我校参观——说实话，这是我第一次看到穿衣服的曰本人！
16.思想有多远，你就滚多远！！！
17.我很穷，我家的佣人也很穷，我家的园丁也很穷，我家的司机也很穷……
18.银行收费时说：“这符合国际惯例！”服务时却说：“要考虑中国国情！”
19.骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧；带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。
20.怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
21.站的更高，尿的更远。
22.一大学生 最低奋斗目标：农妇，山泉，有点田
23.我朋友在他女友手机里的名字是“他”，后来他们分手了，就变成了“它”……
24.没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我！
25.你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的！
26.佛曰：“前世的500次回眸才换来今生的一次擦肩而过”。我宁愿用来世的一次擦肩而过来换得今生的500次回眸。
27.我拿什么整死你的爱人……
28.网络就像是监狱，本来是偷了个钱包进来的，等出去的时候就什么都学会了。
29.天使之所以会飞，是因为她们把自己看得很轻……
30.我想早恋，但是已经晚了……
31.师太！你就从了老衲吧！
32.我爱你！关你什么事？
33.学海无涯，回头是岸！
34.生活tmd好玩，因为生活老tmd玩我！
35.这个世界上我只相信两个人，一个是我，另一个不是你。
36.我床上的不知道是谁媳妇，我媳妇不知道在谁的床上！
37.我真想亲口管你爷爷叫声：爹！
38.北科大骗了我大学四年，所以我打算用北科大教我的知识骗社会一辈子！
39.我身边的朋友们啊，你们快点出名吧，这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了~~~
40.当你穿上了爱情的婚纱，我也披上了和尚的袈裟……
41.没见过这么恶心的学校——把期中考试订在5月8号！！！（隐讳）
42.房价越来越高，所以，好男人越来越少……
43.如果我做了皇帝，就封你当太子！
44.我朋友在他女友手机里的名字是“他”，后来他们分手了，就变成了“它”……
45.始终没有沦为一名优秀的大学生，靠的就是坚强品质！
46.妈的，我被人投诉了！客户说我给他的mp3文件没有图像！
47.生活有时就像被太监****一样——反抗是痛苦，不反抗还是痛苦！
48.将每个女生后面的男生数减少到6名！
49.东边曰出西边雨，导师无情我有情。所以考试时我要和同学门共同奋战！
50.拥抱真是个奇怪的东西，明明靠的那么近，却看不见彼此的脸
英语笑话（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人？
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
英语笑话（十）One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
回答者：lovemydream - 高级经理 七级 7-5 10:08
Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"
逻辑推理
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？”
[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？你停止打你老婆了吗?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses．
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations．
“I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point！”
“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness．
“There are not！” snapped the lawyer．
“Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife？”
这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。
有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辩护律师怒喝道： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。”
“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。
“不存在这样的问题！”律师厉声打断他。
“噢，”证人说：“那么请你回答这个问题：“你停止打你老婆了吗？”
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？
体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？
Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢！
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”
Why was he fired?
Bill:Jones works seven hours a day and sleeps seven hours.
will:Then why was he fired?
Bill:Because he did both during the same seven hours.
他为什么被解雇呢？
比尔：琼斯每天工作7小时，睡觉7小时。
威尔：那他为什么被解雇了呢？
比尔：因为他在7个小时里同时做这两件事。
Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.
Mum:There is no electricity tonight.
Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.
迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。
妈妈：今晚停电了。
迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。
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英文短笑话
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
A needle.
针。
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：开个玩笑!
6、Boy: Is this seat empty?
男孩：这个座位是空的么？
Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。7、My little dog can't read我的狗不识字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”8、My Wife Will Exchange Them
反正我太太明天会来换的
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.
“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。
″Makes no difference ″replied customer.
“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。
″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.
“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。
″Any″ he responded.
“什么颜色都成。”他回答。
″Size﹖″
“号码呢？”
″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
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