关于打电话笑话英语笑话-关于两个人打电话的，急！！！！

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1、接电话时对着话筒说：你好，主人不在家，这里是电话录音，当你听到biu~~的一声时，请留言。biu~~（打入者楞住了）biu~~biu~~（……）biu~~靠！我都biu~~了怎么还不留啊！
2、接电话时说：对不起，您拨打的电话已关机或已离开服务区。 3、索性一接电话就发出嘟嘟的声音。
4、接电话时对着话筒发出贞子般的呼气声。
5、接女生电话时说：王老五！拜托！装个娘娘腔我就听不出了吗？不要再骚扰我了，我正泡妞呢，再打过来小心我报警，告你打色情电话！
6、接到电话时叽里呱啦说上几句外国话，让对方误以为打错了电话，不小心拨了个国际长途。
7、接到电话时对着电话大笑几声，然后挂掉。
8、接到电话和对方聊到一半时忽然说你中计了，这里是电话录音，刚才您说的不算，请在听到biu~~的一声后开始录音，biu~~
9、接到电话后说你好，这里是宝丽金唱片公司，本公司正在招收歌手，请您听到biu~~的一声后演唱，谢谢！biu~~
10、接到电话便说，不是我干的不是我干的！然后挂掉。

11、最后一招最无聊，就是接到电话后打死也不吭声！
补：听到“喂”的一声后对着听筒狂呼：“向我开炮，向我开炮。祖国会为我骄傲”然后挂断。一分钟后再接通刚才的电话：“飞是小李飞刀的飞，刀是小李飞刀的刀”语气要深沉。
两天后你可以等到人民公安或精神病院的护理工。

想听笑话。。。。

厕所接电话的笑话

一男子入厕，刚把门关上，就听隔壁问：你来了？
他说：是啊．可心里想，这隔壁是谁啊？我认识他吗？奇怪！
这时隔壁又问：你来干吗啊？
他很生气的说：拉屎啊！来这能干吗？！
隔壁又问，那你什么时候走啊？
他想：这人估计是有神经病！他懊恼的说：拉完就走！！
这时隔壁又问：那一会你来我这里一下吧，好吗？
此人心里一惊：CAO！原来是同性恋！
他大骂道：你TMD去死吧，变态！
隔壁又说：恩，先挂了吧，一会再给你打过去，我旁边来了个傻字！

Watt and Knott

Will Knott was a teacher. He taught in a big school in London. He lived a longway from the school, so, he was usually quite tired when he got home. At 9:00 one evening, when he was in bed, the telephone rang in the hall. He went to the hall.picked up the receiver and said: "This is 3335683. Who is speaking, please?
"Watt," a man answered.

"What's your name. please?" said Mr. Knott.

"Watt's my name" was the answer.

"Yes. I am asking you that. What's your name." Mr. Knott said again.

"I told you. Watt's my name,"said the man. "Are you Jack Smith?"

"No. I am Knott."

"Will you give me your name. please?" the man asked.

"Will Knott," answered Mr. Knott.

Both Mr. Watt and Mr. Knott put down their telephones angrily and tought,

"That's a rude and stupid man."

Phone conversation.........!!!!!
K-"Who's calling?"
W-"Watt."
K-"What is your name, please?"
W-"Watt's my name."
K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

A long pause, and then from Watt,

W-"Is this James Brown?"
K-"No, this is Knott."
W-"Please tell me your name."
K-"Will Knott."

W-Why not?
K-Huh? What do you mean why not?
W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
K-But I told you my name!
W-Didn't you say you will not?
K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
W-That's what I mean.
K-So you know my name.
W-Of course not!
K-Good. So now, what is yours?
W-Watt. Yours?
K-Your name!
W-Watt's my name.
K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you
have not even told me yours yet.
K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so
many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
W-Of course not!
K-See, you even know my name!
W-Of course not!
K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
W-Because I don't.

[Pause]

K-What is your name?
W-See, you know my name!
K-Of course not!
W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
K-To find out your name!
W-But you already know it!
K-What?
W-See, and you know mine!
K-Of course not!
W-Exactly!

K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
is, what will be your answer?
W-Watt's my name.
K-No, no, give me only one word.
W-Watt
K-Your name!
W-Right!

[pause before it hits him]

K-Oh, Wright!
W-Yeah!
K-So why didn't you say it before?
W-I told you so many times!
K-You never said Wright before
W-Of course I did.
K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
W-I do not.
K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
W-I do not!
K-Gud!

[pause before it hits him]

W-Oh, Gud!
K-Gud.
W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
K-No, it's Knott!
W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Gud.
K-Yes Wright.

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