给我一个英语短文，要幽默的，3分钟左右，初一的，好的我会+分要短篇英语幽默故事，适合初一的·。要翻译。谢谢

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英语幽默：Second
language
A
mother
mouse
was
out
for
a
stroll
with
her
babies
when
she
spotted
a
cat
crouched
behind
a
bush.
She
watched
the
cat,
and
the
cat
watched
the
mice.
Mother
mouse
barked
fiercely,
"Woof,
woof,
woof!"
The
cat
was
so
terrified
that
it
ran
for
it's
life.
Mother
mouse
turned
to
her
babies
and
said,
"Now,
do
you
understand
the
value
of
a
second
language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

急急急急！初一英语3分钟左右的英语故事，最好有点幽默或哲理

Life is a game
I manage life as a game in which you are playing some five balls in the air . You name them work , family , health , friends and spirit , and you're keeping all these balls in the air .
Don't undermine you worth by compuaring yourself to others . It is because we are different that each of us is special .
Don't set your goals by what other people consider important . Only you know what is best for you .
Don't give up when you still have something to give . Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying .
Don't be afraid to encounter risks . It s by taking chances what we learn how to be brave .
Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find . The quickest way to receive love is to give it ; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly ; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings .
Don't forget , a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated .
Don't be afraid to learn . Knowledge is weightless , a treasure you can always carry easily .
Don't use time or words carelessly . Neither can be retrieved .
Don't let life slip through your fingers by living in the past or in the future . By living your life one day at a time , you live all the days of your life .
Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been , but also where you are going .
Life is not a race , but a journey to be enjoyed slowly each step of the way . Yesterday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , and today is a gift . That's why we call it-the present

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

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给我一个英语短文，要幽默的，3分钟左右，初一的，好的我会+分要短篇英语幽默故事，适合初一的·。要翻译。谢谢

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给我一个英语短文，要幽默的，3分钟左右，初一的，好的我会+分要短篇英语幽默故事，适合初一的·。要翻译。谢谢