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翻译： 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了” 好孩子 “我给了一个可怜的老太婆”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子”妈妈骄傲地说“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢“她是个卖糖果的。”
2. I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
翻译：伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问“发生了什么事” “一个男孩咬了我一口”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
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英语幽默故事，初一水平，自带翻译
故事 十块糖
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”
妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“10块。”吉姆说。
“Then,” Mother asks.
“10块？”妈妈问。
“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他 发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物， 他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到 河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我 去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就 开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处
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