英语笑话带翻译 短一些
简单的英语笑话带翻译：
1、What dog can jump higher than a building？什么狗比大楼跳的还高？
Anydog，buildings can't jump！任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3、What has a head，a tail，and no body？什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体？
A coin！硬币。
4、What has one eye but cannot see？什么有一只眼睛，却看不见？
A needle. 针。
5、Teacher：whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher： who just threw that？老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了？
Boy： Me！ I'm going home now. 男孩：我！我现在要回家了。
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