关于英文小笑话小短文带翻译的？
关于英文小笑话小短文带翻译：讲出故事的结尾
The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned，her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and them…”
一个女人离开家两天，到另一个城市去看望一个生病的朋友。当她回来的时候，她的小儿子见到她就说:“妈妈，你猜怎么著?昨天我在你卧室的衣柜里玩，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨走进了卧室，他们脱了衣服上了你的床……”
Sonny’s mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your father es home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you’ve just told me. " The father came home. As he walked into the house，his wife said，"I' m leaving you. I' m packing now and I' m leaving you.”
妈妈抓住他的手说:“不要讲了，等到你爸爸回家了，你就把和我讲的全部讲给他听。”孩子的爸爸回来了。当他走近房间的时候他的妻子说:“我要离开你。我现在就收拾好行李，我要走了。”
"But why--"asked the startled father.
“但是，这是为什么?”他吃惊地问。
"Go ahead，Sonny. Tell Daddy just what you told me.”
“讲给他听，儿子，把你告诉我的讲给他听听。”
"Well,”Sonny said，"I was playing in your bedroom closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and then they did just what you did with Uncle John when Daddy was away last summer.”
“好吧，”那个小家伙说，“我正在你卧室的衣柜里玩的时候，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨上楼来，然后他们脱了衣服上了床。然后，他们就像是去年夏天爸爸不在家时你和约翰叔叔一样。”
关于英文小笑话小短文带翻译：美女上班
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions and started right away.
一个已经几个月没有工作的金发女郎，找到了一份公共工程建设的工作。她要给一条乡村公路的中央画线。监工告诉她，在试用期她必须保证每天刷两英里或两英里以上才能保住工作。这个金发女郎同意马上开始工作。
The supervisor checked up at the end of the day and found that she had pleted four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great ,”he told her, "I think you are really going to work out.”The next day，however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only did two miles. The supervisor thought，"She is still above the average. I should not discourage her. I'd better keep silence first.” In the third day, the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse.”
监工当天检查时发现她第一天完成了四英里，是平均量的两倍!“很好!”监工告诉她，“我想你会干得很出色。”但是第二天，他失望地发现女郎只完成了两英里。监工想:“她还在平均量以上，我还不能打击她，我先要保持沉默。”第三天，金发女郎只刷了一英里，老板想:“在她干得更差之前我得跟她谈谈。”
The boss talked to the new employee and said, "You were doing so great. The first day you did four miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Is there a problem? What’s keeping you from meeting the two-mile minimum?" The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket.”
老板对这个新雇员说:“第一天你干得那么好，刷了四英里，第二天两英里，但昨天你只刷了一英里。有什么问题吗?什么让你连两英里的限度也到不了?”女郎回答:“因为我离油漆桶一天比一天远。”
关于英文小笑话小短文带翻译：省钱
Henry was from the United States and he had e to London for a holiday.
亨利是个美国人，他到伦敦来度假。
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"
有一天他感到身体不舒服，于是走到旅馆服务台对服务员说:“我想看病，你能给我推荐一位好医生吗?”
The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."
服务员查阅了一下本子，然后说:“肯尼思·格雷医生，61010。"
Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"
亨利说:“非常感谢，他收费贵吗?”
"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."
“喔，”服务员回答说:“他对初诊患者收费两英镑，复诊收费一点五英镑。”
Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said，"I've e again,doctor."
亨利想节省五十便士，所以他去看病时对医生说:“我又来了，医生。”
For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything.
医生仔细端详着他的面孔，几秒钟没说话。
Then he nodded and said，"Oh，yes. "He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."
然后点点头说:“哦，是的。”给他做完检查以后，医生说:“病情发展正常。继续服用上次我给你开的药吧。”
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