初二英语小话剧搞笑 找一个初二能演的英语短剧剧本，越搞笑越好
（第一幕）
场景：森林
（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）
（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、
玉米、斧头、笛子）
◎傻子坐在舞台上
※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎动物由两边後台进场
◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏
◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦
跳跳进场
对白：
（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、
鸟、精灵）
旁白：Long time ago, there‘s a idiot.
His name is Billy. He is too
stupid, so he doesn‘t have any
friends. He is always a lone,
but he likes to go to the forest.
There are many animals there.
One day, the idiot goes to forest.
There are birds, deers, rabbits
beside him.
Suddenly, There‘s a genius,Pook
jumped to him.
傻子：Hi ! The music is great.
Would you please to teaching
M me？【傻子作恳求状】
精灵：Ok! No problem.
But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】
傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】
精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!
Thank you ! My name is Pook.
Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】
傻子：My name is Billy.
Nice to meet you.
精灵：Do you like it?
精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?
精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!
傻子：Wow! What a lovely duck.
精灵：You can have it.
This is a gift for you.
傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦後十分惊喜】
※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和
精灵、动物们快乐退场
（第二幕）
场景：皇宫
（道具：椅子、城墙、）
（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱
、听诊器）
◎公主坐在舞台上
◎国王走来走去手足无措状
◎公主面无表情、百般无聊
【国王非常惊慌焦急状】
对白
（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、
御医）
国王：Smile! Please smile.
国王：Oh my poor little girl.
Why do you never smile
What‘s matter with you?
皇后：Please don‘t worry my dear.
I have a good idea.
Where is the doctor?
国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!
Hurry up！Hurry up！
西御医：Your Majesty!
Princess is very well.
中御医：I‘m sorry. Maybe
she is just unhappy.
国王：Get away and never
come here again.
皇后：No! I don‘t believe.
What shall we do?
国王：All right! All right!
Don‘t cry.
Anyway I will do my best.
◎国王对著天空宣誓
◎退场：
国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼
公主冷漠
侍卫雄壮威武
第三幕）
场景：大街
（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、
城墙、鸦、笛）
※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）
◎大街人来人往热闹状
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
旁白：There are many people on this street,
is very noisy.
侍卫：Pay attention please!
Pay attention please!
If anyone can make our princess
Laugh.
He can marry with her.
Our holy king will never regret!
傻子：The princess is so beautiful.
She is my dream lover.
路人铮：Look him！
Such a dirty man.
He wants to married
Our princess.
路人雯：Don‘t be silly.
It‘s impossible.
傻子：Yes….they are right,
how can I get her?
It just a dream
精灵：Don‘t be sad my friend.
Trust me you can make it
路人潘：Oh the duck is so cute.
May I have a look?
Oh ~ The duck is stick on
my hands. I can‘t put it down.
Somebody help me.
路人雯：Cool down! I‘m coming!
路人铮：I‘m coming! I’m coming!
第四幕）
场景：皇宫内外
道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）
※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）
◎国王一行人站在城墙上
◎精灵领一排人上台
【公主忍不住大笑】
【皇后欣喜貌】
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
国王： Its noise what‘s happening.
公主：It‘s very funny
皇后：Look! she is laughing
My child is laughing
国王：Thanks God!
Take the man in.
侍卫：Yes my lord
国王：You made my daughter
happy.
What do you want?
I can give everything you
want
傻子：well……I think….I mean…….
If you don‘t mind………
.
精灵：Please keep your words
皇后：Wait a minute !
No I disagree.
He is poor and stupid.
国王：Let me see.
公主：My dear father!
If you regret
Maybe I will never
Laugh in my whole life.
国王：Ok! ok! Please don‘t do it
again. My sweet heart.
傻子：Would you married me?.
公主：Yes I do
精灵：It is wonderful.
I told you : trust me you
Can make it
旁白：So they got married.
谢幕:Evrey body……Thank you very much!!!
戏丁app 是一个做线下演出直播的平台，每天都会有线下的话剧、音乐剧、舞台剧的直播。而且还会精选出精彩的演出片段。还可以和天南地北的剧友聊天交友。
要6-7人的一个英语小话剧、越搞笑越好、大概10-15分钟
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的
水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑
进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事
重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some
apples and bananas for Grandma. Take
them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，
边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding
Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．
Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red
Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草
旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers,
how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One
flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步
地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找
东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding
hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where
are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red
Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真
地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma.
But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）
Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着
音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）
Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．
Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s
．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走
到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打
几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am
very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where
is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)
Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声
音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s
me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come
in. 字串9
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I
’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着
眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）
Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)
Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it
？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little
Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把
篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几
步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a
big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big
hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉
起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a
big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！
No! No! 字串2
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做
吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still
sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出
场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推
门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a
big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma
and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I
must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起
) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut,
cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank
you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some
needles and thread． Little Riding Hood
,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石
头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I’ll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My
stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your
arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：
Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、
Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
可以改编~名曰：小红帽与灰太狼
自己选吧
道具：小床、门）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: I\'m hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: I\'m full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上学路上，一段跳舞的动作，配乐）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
（上课，铃声响，一段跳舞和做游戏，配乐）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Let\'s count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, I\'m late.
Mr Xu: That\'s all right.
Don\'t be late again
Mr Xu: Let\'s play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
回复:英语短剧剧本！ -|king发表评论于2005-10-29 23:35:50
旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.
兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?
乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.
兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.
乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.
兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.
乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.
兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.
乌龟：OK !
兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.
旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.
猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.
乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.
小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,
乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .
猴子: Ready? Go!
旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.
兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.
旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.
乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.
兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.
旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.
猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!
兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.
Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?<
Rabbits And A Wolf
Mother Rabbit:I’m Mother Rabbit.I have four children.Red Eyes,Long Ears,Short Tail,Small Mouth
Red Eyes:Hello! I’m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
Long Ears:Hi!How do you do?Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.
Short Tail:Hello,boys and girls! I’m Short Tail.
Small Mouth:Hi! I’m Small Mouth.Merry Christmas!
Mother Rabbit:Children,I’ll going out .What do you want?
All:Carrots!Carrots !Carrots!
Mother Rabbit:Goodbye ,children.
Long Ears: Red Eyes,close the door.
Red Eyes:OK
Red Eyes:Oh,the room is so dirty.Let’s clean it.
All:All right.
Red Eyes:Short Tail,you clean the windows.
Long Ears,you sweep the floor.
Small Mouth,clean the sofa.
I’ll wash clothes.
Short Tail:The room is so clean.
Red Eyes:Let’s play a game.
All:Great!
Long Ears:I’m a big bad wolf.
Other Rabbits: Help!Help!
Long Ears:I’m tired.
Small Mouth:Let’s dance.
All:Good Idea!
Mother Rabbit:Little Rabbits,open the door.Mummy is coming back.
ALL:Oh,mother is back .Let’s open the door.
Wolf:Haa,I know their secret.
Mother Rabbit:Good evening.Are you hungry?
ALL:Yes,We are hungry.
Mother Rabbit:Let’s have supper.
Mother Rabbit:I’m going out to pick some mushrooms.Don’ t open the door for the strangers.
All:OK
Wolf:Little Rabbits,open the door.Mother is coming back.
Red Eyes and Short Tailer:Mother is coming back.Let’s open the door..
Long Ears:No,it’s not our mother.That isn’t like Mother’s voice.
Red Eyes:Let me see.It’s not really.
Wolf:I’m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.
Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail from the door.
Wolf:OK.
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!
Wolf:Oh.My God! My tail hurts.
Mother Rabbit: Little rabbits open the door.Mummy is coming back.
All:Oh,it’s mummy.Let’s open the door.
Mummy,we bit the wolf away.
Mother Rabbit:Oh,my clever children.
Daughter of the Sea
Scene 1 Sea Palace
Grandma: Finally, you’re back! How’s the shopping on the ground?
Little Mermaid: Well, the supermarket is really fantastic! Let’s see what I’ve got… This is the fried fish, and this is the spicy hamburger from McDonald, and here, (holding the tape-recorder) WOW! Hi-tech product!
Grandma: Cool, and we won’t worry about our dinner today. What’s more, did you see anything unusual there?
Little Mermaid: Sure! The storm came and a ship was nearly destroyed!
Grandma: Well, that’s commonplace. Go and swim with your sisters now!
Little Mermaid: Thanks, grandma.
Scene 2 Seashore
(Narrate: Little mermaid doesn’t tell Grandma more about the ship. She also saw the people who drowned in the sea. Among them there was a handsome young man with big blue eyes and curl hair. Little Mermaid soon fell in love with him, and saved him by sending him to the seashore)
Little Mermaid (dragging the prince): He’s sure heavy! (Throwing the prince onto the shore)
(A woman comes along, and Little Mermaid hides herself behind a board, which reads” You can’t see me”. The prince wakes up)
Woman: Oh! You’re alive!
Prince: Sure am I! You saved me?
Woman: Come on, this way!
(Prince goes away, and Little Mermaid puts the board down, sits still, sadly)
(Duck Ugly passes by)
Duck Ugly: Badibadidibadidibadididido…(knocks into Little Mermaid) Oh! Sorry.
Little Mermaid: Why are you so happy, Duck Ugly?
Duck Ugly: Because I’m going to the clinic of the Sea Wizard! He’s gonna turn me into a beautiful goose!
Little Mermaid: That’s wonderful! How can I contact him?
Duck Ugly: You may call 5643456 at any time of the day. Also you can visit his private website, and the IP address is www.wizard.com.
Scene 3 At the Wizard’s
Little Mermaid: Excuse me, but is this Sea Wizard’s house?
(No one answered)
(Little Mermaid comes in, only to find that there is a monk saying something rapidly in a low voice, with his right hand holding a bunch of prayer beads)
Little Mermaid: Sir! What are you doing?
(Music on. Backstreet’s “I want it that way”, the monk dances to the music)
Monk: Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha! I am the wizard of the sea. What do you want, darling?
Little Mermaid: You! Why, I’ve never seen you before!
Monk: That’s true. I’m an exchange wizard from China. Anything wrong with you, girl?
Little Mermaid: Yeah. I’d like to turn my tail into legs, and can you give me a hand with it?
Monk: That’s easy. (Takes out a broad saber)
(Light off, and a sharp voice can be heard)
Monk: All right! You have them now!
Little Mermaid: Thank you, sir! (Leaving)
Monk: One more thing. From now on, you owe me something! God bless you, I just can’t remember what it is according to the writer. Well, go as you wish. Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
Scene 4 In the Prince’s House
(Narrate: Little Mermaid successfully gets into the prince’s house because of her beauty, and soon the prince regards her as his best friend. But the prince is ordered to marry another woman at once in order to be the king of this country. On hearing this Little Mermaid is extremely sad. One day, however, she met with the wizard)
Monk: I don’t think you are living a good life here. As I can see, the prince is going to marry another person, not you. And as a result of that, you will have to die if he really does. (Takes out the saber, passes it to Little Mermaid) The only way to solve the problem is to kill him. Understood?
Little Mermaid: (nodded slightly)…
(In the prince’s bedroom. The prince is sleeping heavily. Little Mermaid goes up to him quietly)
Little Mermaid: Oh, love! To kill, or not to kill, that is the question. (Hesitates for a while, then begins to attack)
Prince: (Suddenly jumps up and protects himself with his own sword) You dare attack me! Speak to my sword!
(The two begins to fight. During the fight, they hurt each other badly. Finally, both of them die)
(The monk goes up, and put two handkerchiefs on their faces)
Monk: Sigh! Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
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